How come the local health club does not have a program to workout my inner demons?

Posted on November 29th, 2009 by admin in health club | 11 Comments »

My demons are getting fat and lazy. They need to roll around on that big rubber ball and do some picantes.

The demons need to sign up for their own plan. Usually you can get them in on a family discount.

"Picantes"? That’s freakin’ hilarious :D

11 Responses

  1. mimi Says:

    try boxing it helped me work out my aggression
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  2. gg_sk8ertm Says:

    err…i think u have issues…
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  3. Neodiogenes Says:

    The demons need to sign up for their own plan. Usually you can get them in on a family discount.

    "Picantes"? That’s freakin’ hilarious :D
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  4. Rain Says:

    LOL – funny
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  5. Darkchaos Says:

    Try Helly’s. They specialize in programs for inner demons.
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  6. gbharr Says:

    Your inner demons???? Please you don’t need a health club for that…you need JESUS!
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  7. horatio_alger_69 Says:

    They may not have a program but they certainly do have what you need.

    Some people may reccommend the heavy bag. This is wrong.

    Go to the health club, look around…See any hot women?

    Take one out back and deposit your demons all over her face.

    Feel better now?
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  8. jedimaster_46545 Says:

    give into the voices….
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  9. Ölrún Says:

    Just buy a big rubber ball for the demons. For the picantes, just buy some tortilla chips and enjoy!
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  10. crazybanana Says:

    Now, THIS is a great question! Awesome.

    Thanks for making me laugh. :)
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  11. jamesthecanadian Says:

    I think you may have been confused by exorcise versus exercise. It happened to me once. Some dire consequences. Don’t want those inner demons to become too ripped. It’s just bad news.
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